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Doctor Who reviews: The Tardis

From caveman skull-smashing
to unlimited rice pudding...

Doctor Who reviews: Colin Baker

...a Doctor Who novice endures the classic series
to fill that gap in the market for
ill-informed rankings and reviews.

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Latest Review:
The King's Demons

It's 1983, so it's time for another bland new companion, another swords 'n robots mash-up and another anniversary-related villain returning. Zero spoilers: it's the sodding Master...

The Ranking

Overall Ranking of Serials

As we watch these serials, we're creating a seemingly neverending list, ranking them by pure subjecture until we have a final overall list that absolutely everyone will agree with. Definitely.

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Ranking by Doctor

We've broken down the rankings by Doctor. It's less brutal on Colin that way.

(Click on the actor's face to leap to their ranking)

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