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Doctor Who reviews: The Tardis

From caveman skull-smashing
to unlimited rice pudding...

Doctor Who reviews: The Doctor, Adric and Tegan in Earthshock

...a Doctor Who novice endures the classic series
to fill that gap in the market for
ill-informed rankings and reviews.

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Latest Review:
The Time Monster

Mind your coccyx, it's a 1972 scattergun entry featuring Pertwee, Delgado and those fools from UNIT. Oh, and Atlantis. And a few Gods. And a sped-up Bessie. And a new TARDIS interior. And, and, and...

The Ranking

Overall Ranking of Serials

As we watch these serials, we're creating a seemingly neverending list, ranking them by pure subjecture until we have a final overall list that absolutely everyone will agree with. Definitely.

Doctor Who reviews: Tom Baker as the Fourth Doctor in The Horns of Nimon

Ranking by Doctor

We've broken down the rankings by Doctor. It's less brutal on Colin that way.

(Click on the actor's face to leap to their ranking)

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First Doctor

William Hartnell

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Second Doctor

Patrick Troughton

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Third Doctor

Jon Pertwee

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Fourth Doctor

Tom Baker

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Fifth Doctor

Peter Davison

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Sixth Doctor

Colin Baker

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Seventh Doctor

Sylvester McCoy

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